League of Evil Brandishing Terrifying Technology!
On April 29th, JBTV News was contacted by a destressed citizen who claimed to have a story that needed to go out to the city of Los Santos at large. Being dedicated to our citizens, we check every lead that comes through, no matter how ridiculous the claim, and boy are we glad we did! Justin LeCrow, an unfortunate victim of circumstance, had found himself in a difficult situation involving the quickly growing malicious organization known as the League of Evil!
It was a calm day like any other for Mr. LeCrow, until disaster struck. He had been going about his business in our great city when suddenly he was absconded with, alongside another individual. Per LeCrow’s retelling of events, he was forced to work on some technology while witnessing some horrible happenings. Those with more sensitive constitutions will want to stop reading the article now!
They held a knife to my throat and told me I needed to be Smeagol. They fuckin' stabbed me man!
If that wasn’t already harrowing enough, the events continued to spiral out of control. After having subjected LeCrow to their sickening whims, they ordered him to contact another resident of our great city. Unfortunately, this resident had only just recently moved to Los Santos, and so their first impression of our great city was the harrowing events I’m about to describe.
The both of them were taken to the League of Evil’s headquarters, where they witnessed horrifying events, such as the opening of another person’s skull to insert a chip directly into their brain, or enduring multiple stabbings on their torso, which Mr. LeCrow was generous enough to show our lead investigator and CEO Jett Black during a visit to Boiling Brooke Penitentiary.
Coincidentally, as Mr. LeCrow was describing these events, one of the perpetrators of these horrible crimes went live on InstaPic, but unfortunately, stopped the live just as quickly as he had started it. However, this did give us insight as Mr. LeCrow described that it was Ty Roy who was one of the members of this terrible syndicate. Justin LeCrow chose to remain un-anonymous as he felt it more prudent for people to know that this story comes from a reliable source, and is not something that some no-face call-in is trying to propagate just for attention or confusion.
JBTV News has since reached out to the League of Evil and we may be getting an exclusive interview on the Hard Facts with Jett Black. If you have any questions you would like to ask this new crime syndicate, comment them under this article, on Birdy, or text them to 524-569-0511.
