The Hard Facts with Jett Black – Chocky Chip Interview!

Are you wondering who you should vote for in the upcoming election for Sheriff? Want a little more information on one of the contestants? Look no further! Chocky Chip and his fiancé Jordan McJordason sat down with me after reaching out to ask if he could be on the show. He wanted to be able to articulate what he plans to do if he becomes Sheriff, to clarify the facts from the fiction, and at The Hard Facts, that is what we do best! So, we agreed to have him on and put him through a candidate gauntlet!

As always, before you get to hear about his policies, I wanted you to hear about who Choky Chip is as a person. Where does he come from? What inspired him to pursue this path? So, I asked for a little bit of context into his life. 

Mr Chocky Chip was ready to move on from that comment, but I wasn’t about to let a detail like that fall to the background! So, I did what any good pursuer of the truth would do and asked for him to elaborate a bit on what lead to him gaining a new liver, and where it came from.

After some playful banter from his fiancé about him looking like one of the characters from the popular television show The Simpsons and them engaging in some bedroom roleplay, I moved on to some questions in regards to his drive to join the force.

That was quite the polarizing answer! To come from such tragedy and still want to devote his life to helping others, I had to ask the question that I’m sure was still on everyone’s mind. Does he actually enjoy his job? Or does he simply do it out of an obligation he feels?

The only thing I love more than a natural conversation segwaying into my next topic of questioning is delivering the facts to you at home. So, I laid it out plainly to him. If he thought he would be getting on this show without me asking how they met, he was sorely mistaken, so I asked him to give us the tea. His fiancé is the one who answered. 

If there’s anything I can say about these two, it’s that they are blunt and direct. There is nothing to hide when it comes to their job, their relationship, or their pasts, it seemed! But, it seemed the contestants were itching to get to the game segment of the show, so we decided to move onto one of our two games for the night, civic report card! For those of you unfamiliar, I would ask the contestants what grade they would give themselves, A-F, on certain subjects. Because I had two of them here today, I asked Chocky’s fiancé to judge him first, and then for Chocky to judge himself. As always, for the first category, we asked about Public Speaking.

What a sweet answer! I started to jokingly wonder if there would be a bit of bias in his answer, but McJordason responded assuring me that “If you talk about his d*** game in bed, I would give it a C”. The crowd was not ready for that one! When it came to Chocky giving his answer, he had a more modest response.

Jordan assured that his ‘pronouncication’ is fantastic. It’s always so nice to see someone supporting your dream, isn’t it? The next topic we moved onto is talking about Mr. Chip’s criminal suspicion, to which Mr. Jordan was very willing to prove that all of his answers would not be biased towards his future husband.

That sounded like a resounding ‘F’ to me! I was so surprised, I immediately had to ask Mr. Chip if he would agree with his fiancé’s grading, to which Chocky was very quick to butt heads with his lover. Isn’t it great when we can be honest with those closest to us?

That one sounded like a perfect A, so I had to cut the different and give him a C on the report card. Moving on to the questions on Chocky Chip’s driving grade, Jordan was right back to praising his husband’s skills. It was a wonderful balance of back and forth, push and pull, give and take, with these two lovebirds.

Chocky Chip was quick to agree with his fiancé, which was the first time they’d actually agreed on a topic, so I knew it had to be true! As a born and bred Vice City driver, I had to admire someone who was able to defeat the final boss of driving as though he were born to do it. So, I moved on to the next game, Allegedly, where I asked Mr. Chip a fake scenario about him volunteering at the hospital as a substitute for therapy dogs. Watch the full interview to see his very colorful and creative answer!

Having finished our game segments, we decide to talk about the meat of the matter. His policies going forward if he is to be elected as Sherriff. I asked what he would be tackling immediately, or if there were anything he’d be going after the day he dons that shiny badge. His answer came quick and passionately, and you could feel the energy buzzing in the room!

I shared my personal experiences with calling 911, where there have been many-a-time where I have called and no-one has answered, so I was very pleased to hear that he would be trying to correct that hiccup in the system! Mr. Chip went on to talk about another policy he was going to pursue, which personally, as a servant of the citizens of Los Santos myself, I was very glad to hear.

That sounds like a true champion of the people! Just like at JBTV where we serve the community before anything else, it seems Chocky Chip has similar interests in mind. Asking if he had any closing statements, Chocky gave a very clever one-liner, which as a showman, I can very much appreciate.

The election for Sheriff should be coming up later this month, pending announcements, so make sure you’re taking an active role in your community to shape the future of our great city!